Re: Talking Box

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:27 am

evan..relic wrote:WHERE'S MY FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER?! *storms off*

What?

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:29 am

To break those...those...things that hurt my friend; you.

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:30 am

*chuckle* I think that's just life

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:32 am

*pouts* But...but...I wanted to destroy something.....

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:37 am

Torture a character. That's what I do XD

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:40 am

I tried that, it wasn't fun...

Ooh, someone's got a crossbow with explosive bolts. MINE! *leaps at it*

Jack: Get the fuck out! I just finished this thing!

Me: GIMME!

Jack: Screw off!

Wiccan Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:40 am

/virtually kisses your hands better

hope they heal soon steph. I hate how hands sting after you scrape them.

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:45 am

It burns mostly. Probably because I bent the thumb farther than it usually goes

Wiccan Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:47 am

Hourly reminder to vote for Sterek

Wiccan Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:48 am

Also if I don't reply it's because I'm gaming

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:48 am

ouch, i hope you get better Steph.

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:49 am

*clutches explosive crossbow on top of china cabinet* *evil grin*

Jack: Give it back! It still needs testing!

Me: *flips the bird*

Jack: I'm coming up there! *gets a chair*

Me: Don't mind us, this is normal. And I just voted. And noted Jenny.

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:50 am

@_@ dont make me send Alexia over, or you will regret it. She is in a mega pissy mood right now.

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:52 am

Jack: *blows a raspberry* *lunges*

Me: *leaps off and runs while cackling*

Jack: Christ in a handbasket! GET BACK HERE! *runs after me*

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:56 am

Alexa: STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!

Me: Oh shit.......

Alexia: *Dashes through door with Dessert Eagle in hand*

Me: This will not end well. Jack please pacify your wife. Dan, I have some weapons you might like.

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:59 am

Jack: Screw off!

Me: Ooh? *drops crossbow and detonates the loaded bolt* Shit *hits opposite wall* Ow...

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:01 am

Be right Back

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:02 am

Alexa: *comes back with sad face* fine, then you wont see the child i carry within me.

Me: WTF!? Youre pregnant again?

Alexa: unfortunately

Me: *facepalm* dan you okay?

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:04 am

Jack: -__-" Really? I was trying to have some fun, Lexi...

Me: I'll live, though I get the sense that I'm going to be sore for some time *takes a cold bath for the burns* Owowowowow....

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:07 am

Alexa: you told me to screw off.... so if thats what you want, then i will.

Me: told you she is in a pissy mood. *sighs* dan, i have an awesome weapon i just designed that i think you will like.

Alexa: *rolls eyes* another weapon? you come up with so many ideas, that you always run out of paper to draw them.

Me: shut up.

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:10 am

Me: Give me a little while to treat these burns... *sinks underwater*

Jack: Lexi... I was pissed off at that submerged doofus for taking my prototype... Christ... Come over here, I have a gift for you.

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:14 am

Alexa: *pouty face* fine. *goes through doorway with head hung*

Me: take your time dan. i aint in no hurry.

Erika: *wakes up* daddy?

Me: uh oh.

Erika: *sleepily* where daddy?

Me: ummmmmmm. i dont know.

Erika: *yawns* *curls up under bed holding kitty*

Me: awwwwww, so cute.

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:18 am

Jack: *gives diamond necklace with crystal pendant that contains his and Alexia's picture when they first met* Here you go, took me forever to make.

Me: *pokes head out of water* He's been experimenting with alloys that do have the ability to cut diamonds. *goes back under*

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:20 am

Alexia: *squeels* *puts necklace on* *flings arms around Jack's neck, and kisses his cheek*

Me: too mushy for my tastes.

Alexia: oh how i love you.

Me: oh gawd, please not this... anything but this.

Alexia: *gives me very dirty look*

Me: *shrugs*

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:21 am

Me: Let them have their fun... Since we broke up they haven't had much time together.

Jack: *kisses her on the neck repeatedly*

Me: Okay...enough.

Jack: *blows raspberry*

Me: -__-"

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:26 am

Alexia: *licks neck, jawline, and kisses lips*

Me: yeah, but..... *shivers* im closing my mind to whats going on.

Alexia: stop being a pissy pants, you have done this too.

Me: shut up. i only did it with dan

Alexia: liar.

Me: shut up, at least i dont pull my pants down for every guy i go out with.

Alexia: you wish you could.

Me: you are one horny slut

Alexia: *smiles evily, and gives in to Jack's charms*

Me: @_@ -__-"

evan..relic Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:27 am

Me: Go get a room...

Jack: *leaves while carrying Alexia*

Me: Just let me soak... *sinks*

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:28 am

Alexia: *lets Jack carry her*

Me: door is now shut to them. i will let you soak.

**Erika** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:38 am

dan? do you want me to call you at 9 tonight? or do you want me to leave you alone? your choice.

**Vilkas** Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:42 am

Back. Got a shit-load of Archie comics from my neighbor

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